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Post by Bigman80 on Jul 20, 2018 21:18:26 GMT
I wish I could post one, but I never go anywhere to hear jokes these days..
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2018 22:52:43 GMT
My wife says I need to buy a new bed, but I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2018 23:35:27 GMT
My young neice told me this one.....
Knock knock,
Who goes there ?
Cowgoes,
Cowgoes who?
No,Cowgoes Moo !!!
Well it tickled me, can't get it out of my bloody head.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2018 23:51:31 GMT
Kids they make you laugh, but glad we don't have any.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2018 3:04:41 GMT
ham sandwich goes into a pub and says i'll have a lager and a packet of crisps.
barman says sorry we dont serve food in here
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2018 9:06:35 GMT
I always wondered why frisbees look bigger, the closer they get......
Then it hit me.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2018 9:07:30 GMT
Where do fish keep their money?
In the riverbank.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2018 9:08:48 GMT
What kind of "bees" make honey?
BOOBIES!
My 5 year old told me that one, i still chuckle.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2018 9:10:21 GMT
My mates fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation.
He now sell smoothies
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2018 9:15:25 GMT
I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death
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Post by savvypaul on Jul 29, 2018 9:17:31 GMT
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands.
That joke will never get old...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2018 10:02:12 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2018 10:03:01 GMT
why do many chinks live in north london
coz when they get in a cab they say harrow driver
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 20:10:07 GMT
"I stand corrected" said the man in his new orthopedic shoes Who’s the guy in your avatar? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 20:33:09 GMT
Not my kit, but I do have an LP12/Ekos/Troika naim amps and Aktiv Isobariks, all on Mana. Lots of Mana.
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Post by antonio on Aug 15, 2018 9:49:38 GMT
Marriage is like a pack of cards. How so? In the beginning you need 2 hearts and diamond. By the end you wish you had a damn club and a spade.  |
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Post by antonio on Aug 15, 2018 9:59:00 GMT
I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I got wrong. The question was “Where do women have the curliest hair”?? The answer I should have given was “Fiji”  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 10:07:53 GMT
What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera.....
Phil Ming.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2018 15:08:53 GMT
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Post by alit on Oct 10, 2018 17:11:59 GMT
Har Har  |
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Post by antonio on Oct 20, 2018 5:46:04 GMT
Came across this yesterday, apparently it has been very popular.
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Post by Bigman80 on Oct 20, 2018 6:39:21 GMT
Adorable!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2018 8:31:05 GMT
Seen it a few years back Ant (good to see again) its a classic.......😁
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Post by antonio on Aug 18, 2019 13:57:24 GMT
Just watching the Test match cricket, also reading comments from the BBC sport website. Someone has posted this comment:- There's a little girl, can't be much more than about nine months old, in her father's arms at the back of the Warner Stand. She has a jumper with '4' on the front and '6' on the back. When Bairstow hit that maximum, the dad held her in the air. |
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Post by antonio on May 5, 2020 7:30:11 GMT
Just seen this on another forum, but it made me laugh:-
My friend drowned and it was his funeral yesterday.
All his friends clubbed together and we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt.
Well, it’s what he would have wanted.
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Post by firebottle on May 5, 2020 7:41:31 GMT
My wife asked me 'what are you doing today?'
Nothing I replied.
'You did that yesterday' she said.
Yes but I haven't finished said I.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2020 16:28:37 GMT
Man walks into a bookshop, and asks the assistant: 'Do you have any books about turtles?'
The assistant asks 'Hardback?"
Man replies 'Yes, with small heads.'
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Post by rexton on May 6, 2020 21:14:17 GMT
Two blondes go walking into a building.....
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You'd have expected at least one to see it..
Bom Bom.
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Post by electronumpty on May 7, 2020 8:08:03 GMT
Ermm.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2020 15:45:49 GMT
What do you call a man with a dirty spade in his hand ?
Doug .
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