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Post by hudz on Aug 18, 2020 10:07:02 GMT
Went to the doctors this morning with a nasty case of sunburn.
"I've got just the thing for you" he says and writes me a prescription for Viagara.
"You sure Viagara will help with my sunburn?" I ask.
"Well it won't cure it but it'll keep the sheets off your legs on a night"
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Post by electronumpty on Aug 29, 2020 10:16:53 GMT
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Post by electronumpty on Sept 28, 2020 9:13:04 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2020 17:31:34 GMT
What do you call an icicle that keeps asking you quiz questions?
A testicle....
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Post by alit on Oct 9, 2020 17:46:27 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2020 12:01:03 GMT
My neighbour had a chap decorate the upstairs of his house earlier in the lockdown. Turned out that he was a 747 pilot but furloughed by B.A. However, he did a lovely job on the landing.
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