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Post by macca on Jan 24, 2020 8:50:27 GMT
I'd just ask for next weeks winning lottery numbers. Someone else can have my other two questions. I already know the answer wrt grounding boxes  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2020 8:56:07 GMT
Answer to question 2 is actually a brown paper bag.
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Post by firebottle on Jan 24, 2020 9:44:39 GMT
Ahh, but is the paper quantum entangled?
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Post by Bigman80 on Jan 24, 2020 9:54:41 GMT
Lol, well I suppose a brown paper bag is possible lol
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2020 12:14:39 GMT
These would be my questions of prominence
1. Why are short people so F..King loud mouthed, opinionated, obnoxious and can't take alcohol in any amount without trying to imitate Tyson Fury with a bad hangover whilst obtain jobs that gives them a minor Hitler complex in their own little power vacuum?
2. What existed before the big bang?
3.Do we really reside a multiverse that we are only a minuscule part of?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2020 12:19:48 GMT
These would be my questions of prominence 1. Why are short people so F..King loud mouthed, opinionated, obnoxious and can't take alcohol in any amount without trying to imitate Tyson Fury with a bad hangover whilst obtain jobs that gives them a minor Hitler complex in their own little power vacuum? Well I'm short and that's the total opposite to me. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2020 12:39:30 GMT
Well I'm short and that's the total opposite to me.
Well I am surprised Geoff
A lot of vertically challenged men have a chip on their shoulders concerning height , I believe it stems back from their early life and school days.
Though you cannot tar everyone under 168cm as being of the same mind set I concur 100%
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Post by macca on Jan 24, 2020 13:51:11 GMT
What happened, did some short kid knock you out one time?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2020 14:27:57 GMT
My three questions:
1. Why are people grudgeful?
2. How much oil would a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil?
3. To be or not to be?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2020 14:29:11 GMT
These would be my questions of prominence 1. Why are short people so F..King loud mouthed, opinionated, obnoxious and can't take alcohol in any amount without trying to imitate Tyson Fury with a bad hangover whilst obtain jobs that gives them a minor Hitler complex in their own little power vacuum? Well I'm short and that's the total opposite to me. Really? I had you down as a tall person for some reason. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2020 15:21:38 GMT
Well I'm short and that's the total opposite to me. Really? I had you down as a tall person for some reason. Funny you should say that, as I've just bought this to read.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2020 15:25:43 GMT
What happened, did some short kid knock you out one time?
Now Macca your ability to create merriment is somewhat lacking on this occasion.
It more relates to experiences in life thus far, for example only two weeks ago our employer had a shipment arrive from the USA new test fixtures for a current project, the usual agent is Schenkers who are absolutely first class.
This time is was Fed-Ex as they could guarantee a turnaround time of 3 days I believe?, need to check that and they have led the boss a right merry dance, it was only made available at the beginning of this week, and he had to make a trip personally to Feltham to collect, on his return he wasn't in a very good frame of mind. Our project manager is normally a very mild mannered person, almost horizontal on occasions. He was seething, never seen him like this ever!!!! He was seriously pissed.
Apparently the collection center had to liaise with a credit control department despite settling the customs charges days before via BACS, the chap in the CC department was a right little shite, and I quote' Jumped up little twat on a mission to prove he could make your life hell just because he was a short ass'
Over my mere 28 years in this world on the whole have found short people try an obtain a substitute for lack of height, be that a job in positions that cause other people grief or marry a Thai bride (over 15000 Barts though) or possible toll both attendants. Either way its like they have something to prove.
Anyway we now have the fixtures but my manager now has a voodoo doll of a cut down action man on his desk with large needles sticking in it at odd angles!
Now I fully appreciate that this may only be a minority of the population but the action man doll on his desk does look funny
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Post by macca on Jan 24, 2020 17:53:55 GMT
Think he might have his facts a bit wrong there as credit control don't have anything to do with releasing shipment from customs. And how would he know how tall the bloke was, he wouldn't have seen him in person? Also - usually anyway - the only time shipments are held pending payment of duty and tax is if the consignee has poor credit rating.
Anyway I'll pm you my e-mail address if you do use FedEx again and have more problems you can let me know. It isn't an area I work in but I can speak with the people who do and try and sort whatever the issue is.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2020 8:38:25 GMT
99 members. One more for the century!  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2020 12:40:16 GMT
Her mother was just the same. 😏
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