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Post by hudz on Mar 19, 2020 13:42:41 GMT
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Post by hudz on Mar 19, 2020 13:45:32 GMT
Not quite as scary when you picture it like this? Don't worry it won't last long, it was made in China.
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Post by hudz on Mar 19, 2020 14:01:29 GMT
Now that's what I call recycling. Quality!!!
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Post by hudz on Mar 19, 2020 14:05:36 GMT
The MUST have upgrade-The Dual Mono Deluxe
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Post by electronumpty on Mar 19, 2020 17:59:32 GMT
I'm not into conspiracy theories but this rings true.....
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Post by alit on Mar 19, 2020 19:18:51 GMT
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Post by alit on Mar 19, 2020 21:05:24 GMT
You need to be a Fast Show fan for this one- Tesco's out, Aldi next-
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 20, 2020 18:20:46 GMT
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Post by hudz on Mar 21, 2020 8:56:46 GMT
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Post by hudz on Mar 21, 2020 9:16:58 GMT
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Post by hudz on Mar 21, 2020 9:21:39 GMT
Ingenious!!
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Post by hudz on Mar 22, 2020 20:31:16 GMT
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Post by hudz on Mar 22, 2020 20:48:40 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 25, 2020 7:56:03 GMT
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Post by nuff on Mar 25, 2020 14:36:31 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 25, 2020 17:20:12 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 25, 2020 18:39:53 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2020 16:00:14 GMT
What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
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Post by hudz on Mar 30, 2020 16:14:25 GMT
First chuckle in a few days, thanks.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2020 8:00:28 GMT
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?
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Post by Bigman80 on Mar 31, 2020 8:02:55 GMT
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back? Haha, classic
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2020 8:46:00 GMT
That's a cracker ! 😃
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2020 8:53:50 GMT
Nope, this is a cracker.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2020 10:03:31 GMT
Coat
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2020 10:09:56 GMT
I hope you have a good reason to go outside? How many eggs does it take to make a French omelette? Only one, because one egg is un œuf.
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Post by Bigman80 on Mar 31, 2020 12:25:35 GMT
I hope you have a good reason to go outside? How many eggs does it take to make a French omelette? Only one, because one egg is un œuf. I dont get lt..... Must learn French.
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Post by firebottle on Mar 31, 2020 13:10:45 GMT
.. one egg is enough.....oeuf is French for egg. Un oeuf = one egg.
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Post by Bigman80 on Mar 31, 2020 13:42:22 GMT
.. one egg is enough.....oeuf is French for egg. Un oeuf = one egg. Ah, now i see..
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Post by karma67 on Apr 3, 2020 6:43:22 GMT
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Post by Bigman80 on Apr 3, 2020 8:42:15 GMT
Not funny Hehe, i like his laugh lol
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