Home Secretary Priti Patel has said there's 'no way' Shamima Begum will be allowed back into the UK.
Patel told reporters 'We already have a surplus of fat, ugly bints in the UK and we really don't want or need any more. So I've told her to piss off and try Bangladesh.'
When advised by a reporter that Bangladesh had already declined right of entry to the failed mother and former terrorist groupie, Patel replied 'Really? That's tough Sh#t.'
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