What is your personality?

I'm only like that if I get treated good.

S.

I’m not sure where to start, but I will just start typing and see what appears.

Most of all I’m lazy. Give me a choice of doing something or nothing and I will choose the latter 99% of the time. I see going out and meeting people as “hassle”. If I do have to get a chore done, I will charge through it so I can get it off my back. Yes, I’m impatient, but it’s driven by wanting to get tasks off my list and return to being a sloth.

I am pretty short tempered but never stay angry for long. I never make contact with mates or family: They always contact me, otherwise I just wouldn’t bother. That said, I’m pretty loyal and always stand up for people. I hate bullies and love to take the piss out of them or give them a taste of their own medicine.

How would I like to be remembered? With a smile and a shake of the head. It’s been the most frequent response from people who knew me in life.

Me im ok when others are ok with me, If you wanna choose an enemy im the last person to choose. If you wanna choose a friend im a good person to choose.

Wind me im the biggest Basterd the world will ever see

I used to be pretty outgoing, but years of not going out or socialising makes me wonder if I still am. I spend most days not meeting anybody apart from when picking up shopping.

I live in an area where there's nothing for me to do. It's an Asian (dominated) town and all the decent pubs and restaurants are gone. My friends have all moved out of London and nearest family is 100 miles away. I'm too old for sports and don't fancy a knitting circle, so I'm knackered until I move.

I'm easy-going and laid back. Or bone idle and workshy.

Intolerant towards other people.

I have this ingrained chip on my shoulder about condition of things & why people do not look after their possessions. I can buy something one day & it will be in exactly the same condition in 20 years time..

A work colleague described me as having a 'forceful personality.'

I mentioned this to a mate of mine and he said 'It means you're a C#nt.'

I had to explain to a policeman once what assertiveness was, after he'd accused me of being aggressive. He obviously did not know the difference. Mind you, I felt like clumping him. 

HAAHAHA killer

I get described as a cross between Popeye and Mr Bean, but with attitude! 

Do you respond well to spinach?

There was a Derren Brown episode where he handed several people personality assessments based on their time and date of birth. Each of them commented on how well the personality assessment had captured their own individual strengths and weaknesses. Then Brown revealed that each of them had been given exactly a copy of the same document.

In truth, we're all mixtures, We all have good and bad aspects to our personalities, some of which only we know about and some of which are obvious to others but not to ourselves. We all think we're 'misunderstood' in some way or other; that we have a good sense of humour that others don't always appreciate, and that we are 'deeper' than we appear.

Though I will say I'm an OCD person's worst nightmare. Shambolic, disorganised, and with a layer of dust over everything, self included.