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Post by misterc on Dec 17, 2021 12:21:44 GMT
Well its nearly 2022 so time to lighten the mood a little:
Ladies and Gentleman may I present the Bell end of the week award, which by its very name implies something utterly twatish must have happened during theprevious 7 days, it can be anything, Boris wig flying off, your best mate umping through a chip shop window pissed, the Ex cutting up the wrong mans clothes or paint stripping the wrong car after splitting up. You get the jist so lets have some nominations please:
Below is 'Pete' the penis the offical trophy for Bell end of the week
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Post by rexton on Dec 17, 2021 12:28:29 GMT
Very good. I fine example of Bell endedness.
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Post by lurch on Dec 17, 2021 13:25:07 GMT
I nominate one of the gimps I work with as I'm convinced my dick has a higher IQ than him.
I asked him to unload a delivery (2 pallets of pop, beer, tinned good etc) and bring any grocery items into the shop so I could fill the shelves. 40 mins later I went to check on his progress, he'd unloaded the pallets, stacked the stuff everywhere and was busy playing solitaire with it all so he had a clear doorway to bring stuff into the shop. In the process he'd blocked access to the staff toilet and office.
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Post by misterc on Dec 17, 2021 15:02:57 GMT
A good kick off Lurch, I follow up with UPS nothing comes close to the tomfoolery these clowns can muster without trying, the tomb would be huge not worth the time. Oh another excellent nomination, currently the best pair of oxygen thives on the planet Ant & Dec, now there are pair of prized (if over paid) bell ends of the finest order, they both need a rodgering with the rough end of a revolving pineapple @ 600 Rpm for around 24 hours with Swafega orange as lube
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Post by lurch on Dec 17, 2021 16:23:05 GMT
I would suggest a change of lube, axle grease with granite chippings, far more effective.
As for the rodgering device, I suggest a rough sawn piece of 4x2, with the added bonus of being able to offer the choice to the recipients, of splinters on the way in or upon removal.
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Post by nonuffin on Dec 17, 2021 18:53:21 GMT
My nomination of the biggest bell ends goes to the purchasing and distribution departments of the NHS.
They obviously haven't equated the latest covid news requiring people to get tested whenever they set foot out side of their homes to attend any kind of public event. You cannot order home test kits via the NHS online service as they have none at all, so they direct people to go to their local pharmacies, which I am told, ran out of the kits many weeks ago. I contacted pharmacies within a 40 mile radius and they all said they have no stock.
So then I drove all they way to Launceston to a "testing centre" to find an area fenced off on some muddy waste ground with noting at all there. Another hour and a half and a gallon of fuel wasted. I might try and find a witch doctor to do a test.
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Post by antonio on Dec 18, 2021 0:39:15 GMT
Well its nearly 2022 so time to lighten the mood a little:
Ladies and Gentleman may I present the Bell end of the week award, which by its very name implies something utterly twatish must have happened during theprevious 7 days, it can be anything, Boris wig flying off, your best mate umping through a chip shop window pissed, the Ex cutting up the wrong mans clothes or paint stripping the wrong car after splitting up. You get the jist so lets have some nominations please:
Below is 'Pete' the penis the offical trophy for Bell end of the week
Is it a bit small? |
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Post by misterc on Dec 18, 2021 11:15:30 GMT
Sorry Dave, only so much material you can stick in an old Colchester 25 lathe.
This was phase test when I was an apprectice those decades ago, I was tasked with making this for just the very reason 'prick of the week award' back in 1984
Although I did win it on one or two occassions they were some real winners in our group lol
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Post by karma67 on Dec 18, 2021 11:23:38 GMT
Sorry Dave, only so much material you can stick in an old Colchester 25 lathe. i wonder what else its been stuck in?  |
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Post by misterc on Dec 18, 2021 12:15:38 GMT
Sorry Dave, only so much material you can stick in an old Colchester 25 lathe. i wonder what else its been stuck in? Hopefully Ant & Dec soon  |
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Post by macca on Dec 18, 2021 12:21:20 GMT
It's a target-rich environment these days.
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Post by jandl100 on Dec 18, 2021 13:51:03 GMT
My vote for Bell End of the Week goes to.... Oli.... for buying the dream cart he'd been looking out for for years, then buying another cart that supercedes it a few months later. You couldn't make it up.  |
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Post by Bigman80 on Dec 18, 2021 14:13:37 GMT
My vote for Bell End of the Week goes to.... Oli.... for buying the dream cart he'd been looking out for for years, then buying another cart that supercedes it a few months later. You couldn't make it up. I'm rolling with laughter here 🤣 But it's true! |
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Post by mikeyb on Dec 18, 2021 14:20:09 GMT
My vote for Bell End of the Week goes to.... Oli.... for buying the dream cart he'd been looking out for for years, then buying another cart that supercedes it a few months later. You couldn't make it up. Reminds me of a friend who put a request in at work to take all his holidays at once so he could go on as he described it, 'a once in a Lifetime trip to Australia' It was granted, then two years later he asked for the same again and the boss got him into the office and said, "so I suppose this is a second once in a lifetime trip!" 😂 |
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Post by Bigman80 on Dec 18, 2021 14:21:09 GMT
My vote for Bell End of the Week goes to.... Oli.... for buying the dream cart he'd been looking out for for years, then buying another cart that supercedes it a few months later. You couldn't make it up. Reminds me of a friend who put a request in at work to take all his holidays at once so he could go on as he described it, 'a once in a Lifetime trip to Australia' It was granted, then two years later he asked for the same again and the boss got him into the office and said, "so I suppose this is a second once in a lifetime trip!" 😂 Hahaha! |
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Post by misterc on Dec 18, 2021 14:53:08 GMT
Oh what a fickle world we live in.
Another candidate for BEOTW 'Paddy McGuiness' Like Jason Manford uneccassarily every where on TV why? not quite the Talentless hacks of Twat and I need a Decking but a close second it is because he is girly fodder or just he thinks he a Mancunian Clarkson?
Eitherway Bell end of the week nominee
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Post by firebottle on Dec 18, 2021 15:52:32 GMT
'Twat and I need a Decking', that's amused me Tony.
My titles are rather more base:
Arse and Dick, can't stand them.
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Post by stevew on Dec 18, 2021 18:27:10 GMT
Gonna need another category
Team Bell End.. for which my nomination is our local Toyota dealer.
So having ordered a C-HR back in August they had offered to revalue my trade in value after I said I was thinking of taking our cars to we buy cars.
Anyway.. fair play they offered another 2 grand, but when they sent the paper work through they had increased the selling price of the car by £750. This had followed a few other admin cock ups.. so I was pondering pulling the plug and despite waiting 5 months for the car I was getting pissed off.
So when they rang last week chasing me to sign the paper work I told them just that. In short order, numerous apologetic phone calls and they resent all the papers. Another cock up, but this time in my favour.. so I thought I’m not going to cut my nose off etc
Picked the car up on Thursday.. lovely car. Really pleased. JBL stereo is fab.
Anyway .. checking through the paperwork yesterday.. they have given me the wrong car!
You couldn’t make it up.
Completely different reg number than on all the docs and registration. Thankfully same spec and extras..
Still.. at least I can play FLAC files through the usb input now.
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Post by stevew on Jan 7, 2022 12:25:05 GMT
Oh yes.. it’s early days but he’s making a strong case for bell end of the year  |
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Post by robbiegong on Jan 7, 2022 12:27:27 GMT
Oh yes.. it’s early days but he’s making a strong case for bell end of the year Nah, that title goes to Michael Masi |
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Post by sq225917 on Jan 7, 2022 17:59:04 GMT
I don't anything about his medical history so maybe there's a reason he can't have the vaccine. Maybe nit though.
Either way they should lick him up for a week then let him play if he's clean.
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Post by karma67 on Jan 7, 2022 18:02:53 GMT
I don't anything about his medical history so maybe there's a reason he can't have the vaccine. Maybe nit though. Either way they should lick him up for a week then let him play if he's clean. i wish somebody would lick me up for a week lol!
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Post by Bigman80 on Jan 7, 2022 18:08:31 GMT
I don't anything about his medical history so maybe there's a reason he can't have the vaccine. Maybe nit though. Either way they should lick him up for a week then let him play if he's clean. i wish somebody would lick me up for a week lol!
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Post by karma67 on Jan 7, 2022 18:10:27 GMT
its like the policeman from ello ello typed it lol
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Post by Bigman80 on Jan 7, 2022 18:18:53 GMT
its like the policeman from ello ello typed it lol I'm still chuckling |
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Post by antonio on Jan 8, 2022 3:30:20 GMT
I don't anything about his medical history so maybe there's a reason he can't have the vaccine. Maybe nit though. Either way they should lick him up for a week then let him play if he's clean. i wish somebody would lick me up for a week lol!
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