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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 11:55:03 GMT
Swept up more leaves than you could shake a stick at, cleaned out the gutters (horrible job), cut back the wisteria, and am now having a cup of coffee. That's almost Hucker-level activity. Didn't wax anything though.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 12:02:18 GMT
Hucker's buying a new motor next week. New 29K MX5. Or the fiat clone of it. Beautiful it is. Better than them Medalion Man yank bath tubs on wheels he usually buys. Cash of course. Flash old C#nt !. . Like I say ... marry well oh my brother ..marry well. I'd love to hear them two having a barney. Her with the Swedish whine and him with the squeally cockney paint stripper voice.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 12:06:09 GMT
He wants to slow down a bit, maybe learn to read. All that charging around polishing things can't be good for him at his age. Anyway, he's inexplicably banned me from his forum that I never even joined, so he can sod right off.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 12:07:48 GMT
Yer reputation must have gorn afore ye , laddie. 😞
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 12:09:03 GMT
No way I'm letting my missus sweep up leaves yet. Not with a 50 foot wide beech still shedding outside. She can paint the hall instead.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 12:14:32 GMT
Yer reputation must have gorn afore ye , laddie. 😞 I'm lovely. Everyone knows that.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 12:34:24 GMT
That'll by why then.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 12:46:13 GMT
😯 I didn't know ginger people could get crabs . I thought the crabs would reject ginger hairs. I cant see any self respecting pubic louse wanting to set up home on a rusty brillo pad . No need to get personal, if you are not careful I will post those pictures, you know I got them!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 13:12:17 GMT
What , the wedding ? The girls wedding ? With the special guest ? The really big special guest ? The hu ferking mongous special guest ?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 16:14:40 GMT
What , the wedding ? The girls wedding ? With the special guest ? The really big special guest ? The hu ferking mongous special guest ? That disgusting thing you wrote The Fall on with the marker, plus the one with the Snake. And yes I do have those pictures of the two whales going at it as well.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 16:33:07 GMT
They definitely ain't ready got the Fall tribute. 🥴
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 16:48:21 GMT
They definitely ain't ready got the Fall tribute. 🥴 Nope they will send us both packing for sure.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2019 14:13:15 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2019 14:23:51 GMT
Your Sick.....
That aint neer as funny as The Springboks thrashing England at the rugger world cup final.
We laughed lot tits of and went back to bed again.....even though it were almost time to get up..!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2019 0:04:35 GMT
Sold some kit I did not need, an amp and some speakers for a lot less than it was worth, because some poor black fellow who loves his music had all his kit stolen out his room on the farm. He was so chuffed and excited. He turned up in a 1980 Ford Escort perhaps the worst example still running I have ever seen, the passenger seat was missing, he said he sold it for petrol. One headlight out, one tail light out, paint so bad it looked like an abandoned ship, motor clattering like Skeletons fucking on a tin roof in a hail storm, no reverse gear, and smoking like a Veld fire. Only in Africa could you get away with this sort of thing.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2019 0:07:17 GMT
Sold some kit I did not need, an amp and some speakers for a lot less than it was worth, because some poor black fellow who loves his music had all his kit stolen out his room on the farm. He was so chuffed and excited. He turned up in a 1980 Ford Escort perhaps the worst example still running I have ever seen, the passenger seat was missing, he said he sold it for petrol. One headlight out, one tail light out, paint so bad it looked like an abandoned ship, motor clattering like Skeletons fucking on a tin roof in a hail storm, no reverse gear, and smoking like a Veld fire. Only in Africa could you get away with this sort of thing.
Or in Rotherham.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2019 0:10:36 GMT
Friggen Ace stevie, good one.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2019 0:37:15 GMT
Bought some tropical fish. Gonna keep the ceiling lights off for em to settle in. .
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2019 0:49:58 GMT
Now you realy got something that will love you, you named them yet.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2019 1:04:02 GMT
Not yet. There's 10 of the fuckers. I'll take a pic of em tomoz. I might call them all Max Verstappen. They look like Max Verstappen. Which logical because Max Verstappen looks like a Haddock. Probably because he's Dutch. The Dutch are an infinitely ugly race.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2019 4:58:14 GMT
Not yet. There's 10 of the fuckers. I'll take a pic of em tomoz. I might call them all Max Verstappen. They look like Max Verstappen. Which logical because Max Verstappen looks like a Haddock. Probably because he's Dutch. The Dutch are an infinitely ugly race. Bite Me! Feed them to the Cats, but only after you have named them little fishies.
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Post by antonio on Nov 16, 2019 13:29:29 GMT
Bought some tropical fish. Gonna keep the ceiling lights off for em to settle in. . Didn't know you could buy placemats in Rotherham, suppose you had to pop down the road to Meadowhall to get those. Kitchen looks fab.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2019 14:24:53 GMT
Didn't know you could buy placemats in Rotherham, suppose you had to pop down the road to Meadowhall to get those. Kitchen looks fab.
The only problem is they eat off them. Anyhow, it's a step up from a bowl on the floor I suppose.
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Post by nonuffin on Nov 16, 2019 15:15:59 GMT
Talking of tropical fish . . . . . . . .
I have put my tank up for sale on ebay around 5 minutes ago, as my back can't stand lugging buckets of water around when changing the water.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2019 11:24:17 GMT
Today I decided after years of procrastination to sell all the kit I am not using.
Sick of the clutter.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2019 11:38:04 GMT
Today I decided after years of procrastination to sell all the kit I am not using. Sick of the clutter. Spend it all on drugs and hookers. Make sure you don't waste a cent of it!!
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Post by antonio on Nov 17, 2019 13:19:54 GMT
Sounds like a plan.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2019 13:48:54 GMT
Today I decided after years of procrastination to sell all the kit I am not using. Sick of the clutter. Spend it all on drugs and hookers. Make sure you don't waste a cent of it!! Been there done that, to old for that Sh#t now, anyway the spring is broken.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2019 14:22:02 GMT
Started Xmas shopping.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2019 14:34:55 GMT
Meadowhall?
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