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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2019 15:16:02 GMT
Its basically begging behind a smoke screen
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2019 15:16:11 GMT
You'd think the government would bring in a scrappage scheme. I like the cut of your jib. That's the sort of lateral thinking that won us the war.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2019 15:36:25 GMT
Marry well. The number 1 rule. A strong back is a pre requisite. Things like a good pension should also be considered. That's the meaning of life. If she'd just lay off the kissing thing mine would be perfect.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2019 15:38:19 GMT
Marry well. The number 1 rule. A strong back is a pre requisite. Things like a good pension should also be considered. That's the meaning of life. If she'd just lay off the kissing thing mine would be perfect. I agree. Yours likes kissing my thing too. Must be fucking tiresome.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2019 15:38:57 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2019 15:43:04 GMT
If I can make a suggestion to you youngsters ? On any first date , be late ! Ring them and make an excuse for them to come round to your place. If they agree ... throw some rubbish around the house and make a vacuum cleaner very visibly available. If they instantly tell you to put your feet up while they get to work cleaning up then you can tick a very valuable box straight away.. ð
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2019 15:52:37 GMT
If I can make a suggestion to you youngsters ? On any first date , be late ! Ring them and make an excuse for them to come round to your place. If they agree ... throw some rubbish around the house and make a vacuum cleaner very visibly available. If they instantly tell you to put your feet up while they get to work cleaning up then you can tick a very valuable box straight away.. ð Extremely insightful, valuable and learned advice. I've come to expect nothing less from you. But you forgot to mention the bit about the split-crotch panties.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2019 15:57:39 GMT
You'd think the government would bring in a scrappage scheme. I'd go for that. Mine's like a grumpy lodger.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2019 17:14:20 GMT
I feel sorry for the henpecked hubbies. In fact i dont cos they are stupid enough to let it keep happening, However something clearly went wrong early doors with all that malarky that should have been nipped in the bud.
If a man cannot do what he wants without breaking the marital rules & also respect the other there is something wrong
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2019 23:00:52 GMT
Watched my team F#ck over the cockneys 5-0. The official score was 3-0 Bit after you add on the goals unfairly disallowed it was 5-0. It was fucking good annorl !
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Post by antonio on Nov 10, 2019 6:02:08 GMT
Just seen a replay of that match and agree the goals should not have been disallowed. Burnley were by far the better team.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 9:24:50 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 9:29:58 GMT
Watched my team F#ck over the cockneys 5-0. The official score was 3-0 Bit after you add on the goals unfairly disallowed it was 5-0. It was fucking good annorl !
That was a great result. It's always great seeing those cockernee gangsta barrow-boys spunked over, even if it's by a team of raggy-arsed cloggers from some shitty backwater Lancashire mill town.
What's the current word on the ground regarding that fat ginger C#nt Sean Dyche? I reckon he's preparing himself for bigger and better things........he'll shortly move on to a team like Blackburn, Halifax Town or Rochdale. You mark my words!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 9:34:23 GMT
I've marked your forehead with a little target for that Blackburn remark. Thre fact is , if we don't hang on to Dwight McNeil we'll be in struggle mode again. That lad will be an England stalwart within 2 years. Well ... he will be if he goes to a top 5 team like expected. You don't get a cap if you play for Burnley. ð Now suck my dick.ðĪŠð .
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 9:41:15 GMT
What the fucks wrong with you this morning? Got out the wrong side of bed? I compliment the performance of your team, and you have a fucking go?
You from Rotherham or summat?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 9:42:55 GMT
She's raped me again. I knew she would. ð It's orrible.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 9:45:07 GMT
Bought some of this. The wife's got an old Mazda MX5 silver bullet but the roof's ridden with mould and algae. Gonna blast it eith this and see what happens.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 10:06:04 GMT
You got a garage for the cars, Mr. Engine?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 10:07:11 GMT
Nah. The house was an old hotel (small) with hard paved parking.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 10:12:07 GMT
That is no good for the cars at all. Cant you at least build a car port.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 10:18:01 GMT
Yeah , If I could be arsed . ð
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 10:25:02 GMT
Do it and stop spending your money on those silly Fall frisbees. They got F#ck all resale value, at least the cars have some value.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 10:28:35 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 10:33:09 GMT
Holy Sh#t the world has gone insane!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 10:34:52 GMT
Holy Sh#t the world has gone insane! What, again?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 10:39:50 GMT
Some chap I know who is no Mutt by all accounts, never looses much on his cars, and from my observations he also knows how to clean the things very well. How often do you clean your cars, Mr. Engine? Oh and BTW he has got more money than you, so he can't be all that bad.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 10:43:29 GMT
Holy Sh#t the world has gone insane! What, again? Over 150 quid for a Fall record that is beyond insane. Stick an empty bog roll on a microphone and fart through it that would sound better than that dead twit Mark E. Smith. 150 Quid? ? Bollocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 10:59:47 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 11:09:15 GMT
Yea is that so, I had a case of the crabs once, that was more entertaining than that Sh#t!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 11:25:43 GMT
ðŊ I didn't know ginger people could get crabs . I thought the crabs would reject ginger hairs. I cant see any self respecting pubic louse wanting to set up home on a rusty brillo pad .
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