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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2019 23:05:53 GMT
Modern TV's. Watching the TV late at night on low volume, As soon as the adverts come on they blast out at twice the volume ffks.. There is a setting for this but does not do what it says on the can.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2019 0:17:29 GMT
You ain't gonna believe this , Karn, but on this subject I agree with you.
I will endeavor never to do so again.
And you're still a cock obviously. 😔
I mean...It's like when you're banging one out to a good porn film and you've got it on on nice and quiet cos the wife's in bed . You're just getting to the vinegar stroke and without fail the Japanese student girl taking it up the coal shute starts screaming her bloody head off. So you've got your old man in one hand , hanky in the other and Fu Kmi starts shouting the bloody house down !
Result ....panic stations and an instant Mister Floppy on !
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2019 5:36:34 GMT
Yep can go along with this one wholeheartedly, Very difficult to watch porn with your dick in one hand, and the remote in the other. And holding the hanky between your teeth just does not work.
Another problem, I need my right hand to hold the little fucker up.
Auto volume what a joke, ranks up there with auto correct, stuff the lot of it.
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Post by alit on Oct 17, 2019 8:56:25 GMT
Modern TV's. Watching the TV late at night on low volume, As soon as the adverts come on they blast out at twice the volume ffks.. There is a setting for this but does not do what it says on the can. Aye been a bugbear of mine for years, especially when you listen through your system. Always said all channels should be gain matched. |
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Post by antonio on Oct 17, 2019 10:55:31 GMT
Got to agree with the OP, there's just no need for adverts to be at a loader volume. Another annoyance of mine, when watching the 6 o'clock news they want to talk about what was on the tele the night before, we've got it recorded and don't want to know. Keep the news the news.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2019 15:14:50 GMT
I get all my news from.
#trump.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2019 22:53:56 GMT
You ain't gonna believe this , Karn, but on this subject I agree with you. I will endeavor never to do so again. And you're still a cock obviously. 😔 I mean...It's like when you're banging one out to a good porn film and you've got it on on nice and quiet cos the wife's in bed . You're just getting to the vinegar stroke and without fail the Japanese student girl taking it up the coal shute starts screaming her bloody head off. So you've got your old man in one hand , hanky in the other and Fu Kmi starts shouting the bloody house down ! Result ....panic stations and an instant Mister Floppy on ! 😟 Innit ?
Fucking incredible! You won't believe this, but that exact thing happened to me!
I was going like the clappers to a good porno just a few days ago.......then I heard the wife running down the stairs just as the feature 'starlet' was being made airtight by a team of basketball players. What's a man to do? Cock away or DVD off? I probably made a bad choice by going for the DVD off option.
Now the wife is telling all the neighbours that I crack myself off to 'The Great British Bake-Off'. 
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2019 23:32:58 GMT
Our power utility ESKOM is stuffed. They have broken everything, stolen what is not broken, along with 85 billion in money, 400 million in debt, it is the usual African Cluster F#ck - Sh#t Shower.  Moving coal at one power station with bulldozers for 11 km, for crying out loud. They have started this load shedding crap again, switch us off in rotation for 4+1/2 hours a day and at times twice a day. This has been going on for years and as usual nothing gets done. Hope I make death before the whole country turns into a squatter camp. After I am dead they can all go back to living in Mud Huts and shitting in the rivers, I do not give a Sh#t, fed up. We are not annoyed, we are pissed off, and there is bugger all we can do about it.  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 6:03:05 GMT
You ain't gonna believe this , Karn, but on this subject I agree with you. I will endeavor never to do so again. And you're still a cock obviously. 😔 I mean...It's like when you're banging one out to a good porn film and you've got it on on nice and quiet cos the wife's in bed . You're just getting to the vinegar stroke and without fail the Japanese student girl taking it up the coal shute starts screaming her bloody head off. So you've got your old man in one hand , hanky in the other and Fu Kmi starts shouting the bloody house down ! Result ....panic stations and an instant Mister Floppy on ! 😟 Innit ?
Fucking incredible! You won't believe this, but that exact thing happened to me!
I was going like the clappers to a good porno just a few days ago.......then I heard the wife running down the stairs just as the feature 'starlet' was being made airtight by a team of basketball players. What's a man to do? Cock away or DVD off? I probably made a bad choice by going for the DVD off option.
Now the wife is telling all the neighbours that I crack myself off to 'The Great British Bake-Off'.
Why ... don't you ? I crack one off to Nadiya on Strictly when shes running up the stairs. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 8:41:33 GMT
Talk radio; friigen drives me up the wall, inane babble, silly giggling, talking over each other, crap music, stupid adds, trending subjects, with phone ins from the most idiotic, attention seeking, opinionated losers out there. Guests who are as painful as an anal probe, and as interesting as watching the dog Sh#t dry out on my lawn.
Reality Shows; holy Sh#t what a load of crap, I do not know which is worse, hypocritical happy clappers, or bloody reality shows for shear annoyance, they both make me want to kill. Especially my one neighbour, the oblong mutt across the road, who keeps giving me the rundown on bloody Survivor.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 8:51:00 GMT
Talk radio; friigen drives me up the wall, inane babble, silly giggling, talking over each other, crap music, stupid adds, trending subjects, with phone ins from the most idiotic, attention seeking, opinionated losers out there. Guests who are as painful as an anal probe, and as interesting as watching the dog Sh#t dry out on my lawn. Reality Shows; holy Sh#t what a load of crap, I do not know which is worse, hypocritical happy clappers, or bloody reality shows for shear annoyance, they both make me want to kill. Especially my one neighbour, the oblong mutt across the road, who keeps giving me the rundown on bloody Survivor. They think it's 'entertainment', it's not! It's mindless drivel for small intellects. Mind you, I feel the same way about football. Ask an idiot on benefits anything that requires thought and he's buggered, ask him about the latest game and he's an expert. Says it all really. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 9:23:30 GMT
I love football . 😣
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 9:32:01 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 9:49:54 GMT
"Get yer tits out
Get yer tits out
Get yer tits out for the laaads. .
Get yer tits out for the lads "
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How d'yer mean , Wally ? 😕
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 10:17:02 GMT
And The Fall, so that being the criteria, who give a tinkers cuss what you love, your opinion is irrelevant. Footers sucks, bunch of hooligans cheering on a bunch of cry babies chasing a stupid ball, friggen mindless entertainment for bloody morons. Rather watch my Jack taking a dump on the lawn than watch Sh#t football any day. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 10:19:09 GMT
The Fall are the thinking man's band.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 10:23:19 GMT
"Get yer tits out Get yer tits out Get yer tits out for the laaads. . Get yer tits out for the lads " . How d'yer mean , Wally ? 😕 'What do I mean?' What does any of us mean? What does the Universe mean? I hate existential questions, after all there are no real answers, just theories. It requires somebody with a greater scope than I to answer your question. Somebody with a huge grasp of philosophical concepts and quantum mechanics probably. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 11:45:11 GMT
The Fall are the thinking man's band. 😏 Did not realise Zombie Punks could think, just goes to show that by hanging around in your company a man can learn a lot. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 12:58:51 GMT
The Fall are the thinking man's band. 😏 First i knew them being prog cos you know & i know that is one of the terms for prog |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 15:07:33 GMT
Americans; when they pronounce names phonetically. When the drop the H in herb but not in herbaceous. When they pronounce Buoy Booie, the way they spell. The way they talk through their noses. Their complete lack of respect for any other belief or culture. Their total ignorance of any other country apart from their own.
The way they stole the land from the indigenous peoples, gave them alcohol, and slaughtered them, then put them in Sh#t hole reserves.
Why do I bother giving reasons, simply put just find them in general to be extremely annoying.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 15:12:28 GMT
The Fall are the thinking man's band. 😏 First i knew them being prog cos you know & i know that is one of the terms for prog I always felt you had to add the w ord Sh#t before mentioning anything to do with the function of the brain, when you are referring to prog. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 15:24:55 GMT
I don't remember prog being call thinking man's music.
I do remember at school it being called....
'What them scruffy virgins listen to'.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 15:27:02 GMT
Yea not even the stoners at my school listened to that stuff.
it were the weirdos who always stared at yer knob, after PT while you were showering.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 15:46:03 GMT
The lads used to flick at mine with their wet towels on the showers !
I was red raw after every swimming lesson !
Bastards !
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 16:51:21 GMT
The lads used to flick at mine with their wet towels on the showers ! I was red raw after every swimming lesson ! Bastards ! 😠 Suppose you let it hang out you cossy every time you got the chance? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 16:56:12 GMT
The lads used to lick at mine with their wet tongues in the showers ! I was red raw after every swimming lesson ! Bastards ! 😠 Your predictive text is playing up so FTFY.........  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 17:34:51 GMT
I don't remember prog being call thinking man's music. I do remember at school it being called.... 'What them scruffy virgins listen to'. Bartok is thinking man's music. Prog was very popular when I was a lad, but where to draw the line? Some people liked prog and Led Zep, for example. There was none of the 'not really prog' purist bullshit you see these days. The big divide was between those who only liked black music (Motown, Atlantic, Stax, reggae) and those who hated it. The former tended to beat up the latter. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 17:50:52 GMT
The press have a lot to do with genre pigeon holes. Anyone with say an original copy of Pink Floyd 'Ummagumma' will notice on the back sleeve it say 'Filed under popular Music' Not Psychedelic Rock or Progressive Rock..
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 18:54:32 GMT
Predictive text is a pain ain't it ?
Plus my phone screen is broken.
Sorry bout dat.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 22:00:07 GMT
I cannot stand stuff like X Factor. Hated Big Brother. Now i hate Love Island & something called Circle! I think you get my drift with the kind of programmes. Annoying thing is the wife is always attracted to this shite.
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