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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 15:09:34 GMT
I just haven't got me 'Having him' shoes on.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 15:42:15 GMT
Eng...if you came face to face with either in their day.
May I suggest "Running Shoes"
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Post by pauld on Jan 15, 2020 15:46:53 GMT
The book about the Guvnor is also excellent
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 15:47:04 GMT
Yeah , they'd probably scarper eh ? I'd just let em go though . Fannies , the pair of em. 😌
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 15:59:16 GMT
Eng...if you came face to face with either in their day. May I suggest "Running Shoes" 🏃🏃🏃🏃 Why piss about being 'ard? Just keep a 'sawed off' handy!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 16:07:28 GMT
Egg fookin zackerly. Southern gayers the pair of em. If it wasn't for my stomach problem I'd have em both at once. 😏
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 16:08:22 GMT
Or if cornered try and engage them in a classical music debate....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 18:43:23 GMT
'Henry Rollins! Henry Rollins! You're hard. You're hard. Big Jimmy Nail! Big Jimmy Nail! You're hard as well. Sainsbury's security! Like I'm dead scared Oh what a frightening world it can be
Lenny Henry! Lenny Henry! You're funny. You're funny. Jenny Eclair! Jenny Eclair! You're dead funny too. Deayton, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand! Oh, nurse, soothe my sides Oh, what a funny old world it can be
Ok, let's pedestrianise the high street
Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers but nothing much else yet she seems to get by Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair? Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair? Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair? If anyone wants me, I'll be over there'
HMHB, 'You're Hard'.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 18:46:07 GMT
Simply inspired......!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2020 15:25:53 GMT
"UP YOUR HOLE, WITH A SAUSAGE ROLL"........ McGonagall.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2020 15:28:58 GMT
Upon yon hill, there stood a coo, it must have moved.... it's no there noo. ?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2020 15:37:17 GMT
Upon yon hill, there stood a coo, it must have moved.... it's no there noo. ? This is what happens when you stop taking your meds.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2020 15:41:02 GMT
Anyway. 'If, On a Winter's Night, a Traveller ...' by Ital Calvino. My thoughts on this echo those of David Mitchell (the novelist rather than the comedian), who was ' ... "magnetised" by the book from its start when he read it as an undergraduate, but on rereading it, felt it had aged and that he did not find it "breathtakingly inventive" as he had the first time, yet does stress that "however breathtakingly inventive a book is, it is only breathtakingly inventive once" – with once being better than never.'
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2020 15:47:52 GMT
Well this is the great Scottish poet McGonagall I quoted......
Not sure the medication he was on.?
But.....
Check out......The Tay Bridge Disaster.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2020 15:54:22 GMT
Well I've read the same book many times and thought it improves with every reading.
Jack & Jill
Apparently they went up a hill to fetch a pail of water....then things got weird.!!!!
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Post by karma67 on Jan 16, 2020 17:32:40 GMT
Upon yon hill, there stood a coo, it must have moved.... it's no there noo. ? This is what happens when you stop taking your meds.
off topic geoff but i know you are a fan,did you know you can get the music? might be a bit depressing though lol ive ordered a copy.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2020 18:17:25 GMT
off topic geoff but i know you are a fan,did you know you can get the music? might be a bit depressing though lol ive ordered a copy.
Cheers Jamie. I'll check it out.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2020 21:01:18 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2020 17:18:25 GMT
. Worth a reskim
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2020 18:35:41 GMT
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Post by macca on Jul 4, 2020 22:46:48 GMT
Was there a US Navy secret project during WW2 that had the aim of making a ship invisible by using electromagnetic force to bend light? Well yes it seems there almost certainly was. Did it succeed? Well, possibly, maybe in part at least. Was Einstein involved? Possibly. Did they also come across the interesting side-effect that on one invisibility attempt the ship teleported from Philadelphia to Norfolk Virginia then came back again a few minutes later? Well that's up for debate. Interesting read though.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2020 23:07:05 GMT
Edited for earlier beer consumption reasons. 🙄. What I meant to say was..... .The project failed seemingly because the screams of "U-S-A...U-S-A " And " YEE HAW" Could be heard up to 300 miles away.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2020 23:41:51 GMT
Was there a US Navy secret project during WW2 that had the aim of making a ship invisible by using electromagnetic force to bend light? Well yes it seems there almost certainly was. Did it succeed? Well, possibly, maybe in part at least. Was Einstein involved? Possibly. Did they also come across the interesting side-effect that on one invisibility attempt the ship teleported from Philadelphia to Norfolk Virginia then came back again a few minutes later? Well that's up for debate. Interesting read though. I read that in the late 70s when it came out. Both Einstein & Tesla were involved, apparently, although I can't remember if this is mentioned. Timothy Good's Beyond Top Secret - or any of his others worth a read.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2020 17:12:33 GMT
What's good about these 'top secret' books is that nothing can be proven or disproven, because it's all 'top secret' or even 'beyond top secret', so.the author is free to make stuff up knowing that no-one knows enough to contradict him/her.
Of course, with the internet, anyone can make up any old bollocks and record a two-hour You Tube video explaining how It's All One Big Conspiracy, and if anyone challenges their nut-job theories, well, that's because they'e 'sheeple' who've been 'conned' by Big Pharma, Bill Gates. and the Lizard People, or, even worse, they're part of the Big Conspiracy.
Anyway, I'm currently reading 'Literary Landscapes' by various authors, about books and the places in which they're set. And jolly interesting it is too.
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Post by macca on Jul 6, 2020 17:30:26 GMT
What's good about these 'top secret' books is that nothing can be proven or disproven, because it's all 'top secret' or even 'beyond top secret', so.the author is free to make stuff up knowing that no-one knows enough to contradict him/her. Of course, with the internet, anyone can make up any old bollocks and record a two-hour You Tube video explaining how It's All One Big Conspiracy, and if anyone challenges their nut-job theories, well, that's because they'e 'sheeple' who've been 'conned' by Big Pharma, Bill Gates. and the Lizard People, or, even worse, they're part of the Big Conspiracy. Anyway, I'm currently reading 'Literary Landscapes' by various authors, about books and the places in which they're set. And jolly interesting it is too. In fairness they don't claim in the book that any of it actually happened. It's just the results of their research into it. Reader is left to make up his own mind.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2020 17:42:42 GMT
Fair play to them, then, but didn't Berlitz also write about the Bermuda Triangle, and hasn't that 'theory' been comprehensively de-bunked? (And I note that the book cover claims to reveal 'the truth', which isn't quite the same as 'our research into ...'.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2020 17:45:59 GMT
Well we know the ending now so there's no need to bother with that one. I love a good " Was the butler wot done it". 🙄
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Post by macca on Jul 6, 2020 18:07:19 GMT
Fair play to them, then, but didn't Berlitz also write about the Bermuda Triangle, and hasn't that 'theory' been comprehensively de-bunked? (And I note that the book cover claims to reveal 'the truth', which isn't quite the same as 'our research into ...'. Well they've got to sell it haven't they? I've got 'Bermuda Triangle' too, got all those crazy books. That's the same really, just a big long list of incidents and suggesting theories as to what's going on. He never comes out and says 'It's aliens' or anything like that. I don't think you can really 'de-bunk' these things, proving a negative isn't so easy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2020 19:16:49 GMT
I read all that gubbins back in my late teens/early twenties; various Colin Wilson books, and John Michell's 'The View Over Atlantis'. It's not so much a case of proving a negative, as pointing out factual errors which make the basis of the theory untenable, or call the credibility of the author into question.
There's also the Occam's razor thing; if a simple explanation fits the facts, there's no need to construct a more complicated, and less likely theory. Take for example the various conspiracy theories around COVID-19 (which variously blame the Chinese, the Yanks, and Big Pharma for either creating the virus, or pretending that a deadly virus exists when it doesn't). Not only do the theories contradict each other, the 'no such virus' theory implies that, firstly, a huge number of scientists have been conned into believing a fraud, when their knowledge and expertise would surely guard against that, and, secondly, that hundreds and thousands of deaths and serious illnesses around the world haven't actually happened. The sheer scale of such a fraud, and the huge numbers of people who would need to be complicit or wilfully ignorant of the true facts make it very difficult to believe, compared to the mundane reality of a disease crossing from animals to humans, as many other diseases have, and that scientists and governments are desperately playing catch-up.
I don't mind the UFO/Bermuda Triangle/Ancient aliens stuff per se, In itself it's harmless, but the COVID-19 and anti-vaccination conspiracy theories may well cost thousands of lives.
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