Merry Christmas to..........me!

Fooking 'ell they have the technology to do that nowadays?

Well is the lazy two Ks at the PO can't even get a 1st class letter 40 miles in less than a week (posted 03/12 received 17/12). Then I reckon you should get the cart around 5th of January if they really pull their finger out.

Well you've got customs flunky and PO twonk who will need time to unpack their nose, scratch their butt and drink tea before thinking about processing the package. Then a week to 10 days for the customs duty and PO handling surcharge letter to reach you before they actually get rounto thinking about delivering it.

Fingers crossed, welcome to the 2k club.

It's in the UK, Rob!!!!!

I can't use it though......I need a heavier counterweight for the arm 😭

Luckily, I *have a friend* who's going to fix this issue for me.

Jeepers......this phone is a nightmare

This must be close to arriving at Bigbottle Towers ?

Stop using it for posting or read again before pressing submit, as your 'old friend' would say 'simples'