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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2019 4:13:28 GMT
me work mate guzen married his chick last year...now she is identicle to this bird in the game of thrones.. she is so fucking beautiful she hurts ya eyes when you look at her...real real eye candy i tells ya.. i told her this aswell when i first met her. said to her she is one of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen..she laughed and said she liked me lol.
i also warned guzen having such a beautiful wife is gonna give u problems i garantee u that
anyway a few months ago ole guzen told me she just told him one day she dont wanna be to married any more..
i said to him bozo she'll have another man..no no no he said..i said have u had any arguemants lately..nope he said. i said ANOTHER BLOKE..
anyway turns out ofc i was right..she is now shacked up with a 54 year old bloke and she's 24..i bet he cant believe his luck.
marrying a hot chick is dangerous..i know i was married to one...marie ofc is hot but she's loyal to me .
she is a dead ringer for this chick..even the same hair she has in this program
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Post by Bigman80 on May 11, 2019 11:59:51 GMT
I reckon my missus scared the Sh#t out of most lads when we were young, She’s as direct as they come and always has been. Lots of blokes seemed to shy away from that. It’s unlikely the relationship will last given the age difference.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2019 4:56:51 GMT
spend ya life on ya guard marrying such a beauty. NEVER EVER MARRY a lazy woman.. i was lucky and married an educated and beautiful woman..finding both is hard..the minute i met her i knew she was the one.. she said a nice thing about me to her work mate yesterday..she told me what she said. i married such a lovely loyal man..i love him to bits  |
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Post by macca on May 12, 2019 8:04:28 GMT
For a long time I went out with a bird who looked a lot like Catherine Schell off of Space:1999. Very pretty with a killer body. Way out of my league. She always got massive amounts of attention from blokes if we went anywhere. She'd get asked out all the time at her work. Even Walter Trout had a crack at her. Never bothered me, used to think it was funny. Lovely girl and a total sweetheart. Should probabaly have married her, but what can you do?
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Post by karma67 on May 12, 2019 10:44:53 GMT
For a long time I went out with a bird who looked a lot like Catherine Schell off of Space:1999. Very pretty with a killer body. Way out of my league. She always got massive amounts of attention from blokes if we went anywhere. She'd get asked out all the time at her work. Even Walter Trout had a crack at her. Never bothered me, used to think it was funny. Lovely girl and a total sweetheart. Should probabaly have married her, but what can you do? a W#nk normally does the trick...... |
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Post by macca on May 12, 2019 11:23:28 GMT
Always with the stopgap solutions...
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2019 15:59:59 GMT
Now I've got that sodding Dr Hook song on the brain.
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Post by sq225917 on May 16, 2019 22:28:57 GMT
Always with the stopgap solutions... Dunno about stopgap, it's filled the need since I were a kid.. I've never been disappointed with a W#nk... |
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2019 8:40:38 GMT
Always with the stopgap solutions... Dunno about stopgap, it's filled the need since I were a kid.. I've never been disappointed with a W#nk... 'Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love' as Woody Allen said. |
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Post by pauld on May 17, 2019 11:13:14 GMT
I went out with a girl who was a blonde bombshell and one of my friends sister when I was in my early 20's and she was a complete nightmare, we only lasted a couple of months.
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Post by macca on May 17, 2019 11:24:21 GMT
still, I bet it was worth it.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2019 23:45:20 GMT
I was punching above my weight with Suzie. We were together on and off for about ten years. She had various issues going on including alcoholism. We lost touch when she went into rehab but that really didn’t help her and her addictive personality, she learnt to smoke and take drugs. We’ve made contact again since, she’s living on benefits in sphincter on sea (Jaywick).
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Post by savvypaul on May 18, 2019 8:03:40 GMT
I was punching above my weight with Suzie. Sounds like the first line of a novel that I would want to read... |
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2019 10:28:52 GMT
I was punching above my weight with Suzie. Sounds like the first line of a novel that I would want to read... If I'd read it before I lived it I wouldn't have wanted to be in it. |
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Post by nonuffin on May 18, 2019 18:28:09 GMT
I hooked up with a beautiful blonde when was 21 years old. Was dead chuffed at first, but the moment my back was turned some chancer would try his luck with her. Couldn't even take a squirt in the pub without returning to find some turd had moved into my seat while I was gone, which more often than not ended up with me busting the prat's nose because he wouldn't piss off.
She went away on holiday to Greece with her parents and for two days I had a phone call every couple of hours saying how much she missed me, then total silence. When the holiday was over she came round to my flat crying her eyes out because she had met up with a greek bloke. I told her to go back there and not waste my time, followed by showing her the door. That really hurt but it was not nice being told that bt someone you cared for.
Turns out she then met up with one of my so-called friends. Move along 20 years now and a mutual friend told me that they were married, had a house, but starting a family was not happening because she had one miscarriage after another. I feel sorry for the pair of them to be honest but some Karma was at play here too.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2019 18:46:28 GMT
I was punching above my weight with Suzie. Sounds like the first line of a novel that I would want to read... I think it was a track on a Johnny Cash album. I hooked up with a beautiful blonde when was 21 years old. Was dead chuffed at first, but the moment my back was turned some chancer would try his luck with her. Couldn't even take a squirt in the pub without returning to find some turd had moved into my seat while I was gone, which more often than not ended up with me busting the prat's nose because he wouldn't piss off. She went away on holiday to Greece with her parents and for two days I had a phone call every couple of hours saying how much she missed me, then total silence. When the holiday was over she came round to my flat crying her eyes out because she had met up with a greek bloke. I told her to go back there and not waste my time, followed by showing her the door. That really hurt but it was not nice being told that bt someone you cared for. Turns out she then met up with one of my so-called friends. Move along 20 years now and a mutual friend told me that they were married, had a house, but starting a family was not happening because she had one miscarriage after another. I feel sorry for the pair of them to be honest but some Karma was at play here too. That definitely WAS a Johnny Cash track. |
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