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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2019 11:43:00 GMT
Hellloooo laaadieess! Sweet Christmas!!! We need snipers at thee award ceremonies to take them out. Don’t they make a handsome couple?
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Post by Bigman80 on Dec 24, 2019 11:46:40 GMT
Sweet Christmas!!! We need snipers at thee award ceremonies to take them out. Don’t they make a handsome couple? I think we need a face morph to see what the love child would look like lol
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Post by hammer on Dec 24, 2019 12:24:05 GMT
Hellloooo laaadieess! Sweet Christmas!!! We need snipers at thee award ceremonies to take them out.
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Post by hammer on Dec 24, 2019 12:24:53 GMT
Why not a tank,just to make sure
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Post by Bigman80 on Dec 24, 2019 12:30:22 GMT
Why not a tank,just to make sure I hear the Koreans are keen to test new bombs?
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Post by macca on Dec 24, 2019 12:32:37 GMT
Wow......Just wow lol No mercy!!! I have to concur. The woman is responsible for all that shite warbling where nobody can sing nowadays without adding a screech or a yodel to every word. In fact I'd add any person singing the infantile abomination they now call R&B which isn't R&B at all it's just Craig fucking David type kiddy tunes. Dr Feelgood was R&B for fooks sake ! Oh .... and Annie Lennox who needs setting on fire and then putting out with a shovel. Merry xmas everyone xx 🙂👍 Best post ever made on a hi-fi forum ever. It will probably never be topped.
X factor and all that shite is also partly responsible for the warbling because that's what people who can't sing think good singing sounds like.
I let off Mariah Carey though because she's got it.
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Post by karma67 on Dec 24, 2019 13:06:32 GMT
I have to concur. The woman is responsible for all that shite warbling where nobody can sing nowadays without adding a screech or a yodel to every word. In fact I'd add any person singing the infantile abomination they now call R&B which isn't R&B at all it's just Craig fucking David type kiddy tunes. Dr Feelgood was R&B for fooks sake ! Oh .... and Annie Lennox who needs setting on fire and then putting out with a shovel. Merry xmas everyone xx 🙂👍 I made an extremely similar joke to this about Jeremy Corbyn. Unfortunately I think it was "too soon" for some lol He's a fella who should never have been given a microphone......does that count? yes i saw that,but how the F#ck could you take that in any other way but a joke?? a bit like my tonearm/2nd world war post a few years ago
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Post by macca on Dec 24, 2019 13:58:14 GMT
remind us?
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Post by Bigman80 on Dec 24, 2019 15:22:12 GMT
I made an extremely similar joke to this about Jeremy Corbyn. Unfortunately I think it was "too soon" for some lol He's a fella who should never have been given a microphone......does that count? yes i saw that,but how the F#ck could you take that in any other way but a joke?? a bit like my tonearm/2nd world war post a few years ago I always say "every joke is funny, just not to everyone" Anyway, doesn't matter now does it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2019 16:16:59 GMT
Don't blame me.... I weren't even here , guvnor ! 😟
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2019 16:22:35 GMT
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Post by electronumpty on Dec 24, 2019 16:33:00 GMT
Morrisey, complete knobber - even without a mike. Jon Anderson god he's painful Jimi Hendrix , amazing guitar player but couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, I say this as a big fan too. Dickie Peterson of Blue Cheer Marky Smiff
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2019 16:38:39 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2019 17:55:34 GMT
I have to concur. The woman is responsible for all that shite warbling where nobody can sing nowadays without adding a screech or a yodel to every word. In fact I'd add any person singing the infantile abomination they now call R&B which isn't R&B at all it's just Craig fucking David type kiddy tunes. Dr Feelgood was R&B for fooks sake ! Oh .... and Annie Lennox who needs setting on fire and then putting out with a shovel. Merry xmas everyone xx 🙂👍 Best post ever made on a hi-fi forum ever. It will probably never be topped.
X factor and all that shite is also partly responsible for the warbling because that's what people who can't sing think good singing sounds like.
I let off Mariah Carey though because she's got it.
Is this you? www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50893486"New Mariah Carey music - that's always a reason to get me out spending money!" says Jeffrey Ingold, who reckons he has spent about £8,000 on the singer's music over his lifetime - including going to international concerts. While he may already own her classic Merry Christmas album from 1994, that certainly hasn't stopped him buying the latest version, reissued a few weeks ago for the 25th anniversary. "It includes recordings which I've never heard before," he says. "So to have the chance to be transported back and hear vintage Mariah is worth every penny." As well as downloading the album on Spotify, Jeffrey pre-ordered the CD and vinyl versions, spending a total of £40. "If you're a true fan - or in Mariah's world, lamb - it's always worth it."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2019 18:56:03 GMT
Knickers knackers knockers. I bet Mariah Carey has all three.
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Post by Bigman80 on Dec 24, 2019 20:27:09 GMT
Best post ever made on a hi-fi forum ever. It will probably never be topped.
X factor and all that shite is also partly responsible for the warbling because that's what people who can't sing think good singing sounds like.
I let off Mariah Carey though because she's got it.
Is this you? www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50893486"New Mariah Carey music - that's always a reason to get me out spending money!" says Jeffrey Ingold, who reckons he has spent about £8,000 on the singer's music over his lifetime - including going to international concerts. While he may already own her classic Merry Christmas album from 1994, that certainly hasn't stopped him buying the latest version, reissued a few weeks ago for the 25th anniversary. "It includes recordings which I've never heard before," he says. "So to have the chance to be transported back and hear vintage Mariah is worth every penny." As well as downloading the album on Spotify, Jeffrey pre-ordered the CD and vinyl versions, spending a total of £40. "If you're a true fan - or in Mariah's world, lamb - it's always worth it." 😆😆
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Post by firebottle on Dec 24, 2019 21:13:11 GMT
Knickers knackers knockers. I bet Mariah Carey has all three. Well she certainly doesn't leave you in any doubt about the knockers. Not sure she wears any knickers though.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2019 21:32:07 GMT
I think Mariah is a perfect example of that old saying:
The face you have for the first 40 years is made by God. The one you have for the next 40 years you’ve made yourself.
She just looks evil and poisonous these days.
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Post by nonuffin on Dec 24, 2019 22:28:03 GMT
I could not agree more than Whitney Houston shpuld never have been let anywhere near a microphone.
Sounds like a cat being fed through a mangle slowly and she has the unique honour of being the only "singer" I have ever heard giving me a migraine within 10 seconds of her opening her gob. Truly awful.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2019 6:22:34 GMT
Tom Waits, now there's a singer.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2019 9:33:28 GMT
Good video's , Tom Waits. Him and Manson are the masters of the rock viddy.
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Post by antonio on Dec 25, 2019 10:30:45 GMT
I would never have given Greg Lake the microphone.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2019 15:28:42 GMT
Just hearing Whitney belting out “Do you hear what I hear?”. Clearly not, otherwise you’d shut that gaping noise-making pie-hole.
While I’m having a moan, I might as well throw Jamie Cullum under the bus anorl. Another talentless waste of space.
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Post by antonio on Dec 25, 2019 16:03:39 GMT
I have to ask Westie, why are you listening to her now? Is it some kind of Christmas ritual were you have to enjoy and suffer in equal measures.
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Post by Bigman80 on Dec 25, 2019 16:49:23 GMT
Just hearing Whitney belting out “Do you hear what I hear?”. Clearly not, otherwise you’d shut that gaping noise-making pie-hole. While I’m having a moan, I might as well throw Jamie Cullum under the bus anorl. Another talentless waste of space. Hahah, westie, I'm loving the no mercy approach
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2019 16:59:39 GMT
I have to ask Westie, why are you listening to her now? Is it some kind of Christmas ritual were you have to enjoy and suffer in equal measures. She appeared on Smooth Radio. In some parallel universe she never made it. I want to go there.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2019 18:03:04 GMT
I would never have given Greg Lake the microphone. Yep. Shocking singer. Not many good prog singers were there ?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2019 18:32:26 GMT
Geddy Lee (Rush)?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2019 18:48:20 GMT
Oh God yeah ! Gerrim !😬
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2019 16:15:16 GMT
Knickers knackers knockers. I bet Mariah Carey has all three.
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